Tuesday, September 12, 2017
Moustaches of Maximum Manliness
Moustaches go in and out of fashion frequently. It's so easy to do them wrong, and so hard to do them right. I think the real reason they keep coming back is that they represent toughness and manliness. It's a representation of maturity, of adulthood, and of your dedication to Hulkamania. As soon as your moustache reaches its peak, though, your friends tell you it looks dumb and you shave it off because you don't understand its true meaning - if you were worthy of one, you wouldn't be bothered by your friends mocking you about it. Moustaches weed out the weak.