Friday, October 13, 2017

Crusade

There are a lot of bad people out there. You know who aren't bad people? Anyone who got chosen to be Pope. So we should do what they say 'cause they're smart and morally right, right? Right. So we need another crusade. Come on. Just one more. The final one, we can hold Jerusalem this time. Transportation won't be an issue. You got this. I'm begging you, Francis. You're a good guy, I know you'll make the right call on this one. You don't even have to call it a crusade. I think you call it peacekeeping, nowadays. So go ahead. Keep the peace.

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